Best backstory. (x)
You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.
NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD
I’d like to point out that Phineas has an older sister, Candace. Now, I’m not entirely sure, but I believe they canonically are from the same father. This would mean that not only did Linda do the do with Dr. Doof, she did it twice.
I’LL USE MY FORNICATORNATOR TO CONQUER YOUR THIGH STATE AREA.
I was in the vinyl section of a shop today and was innocently looking around at the beautiful beautiful records when these two girls come over to the section (which is sadly small) and pick up a 7” copy of a 5 Seconds of Summer record. After exclaiming how good looking they are, one of them takes it out of the sleeve and says to the other “I don’t get it, do you like put it on a wall or something?”
I can almost hear the cries of Jack White.